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Sometimes Old People Fart When They Exercise

I got up this morning with a major headache, thinking I will never get through the day, but I had an early show house, so I rushed to make a biltong platter. While at the show house, I remembered that I had another show house at 11am and needed another platter. I managed to make a delicious mini sandwich platter faster than Speedy Gonzales.

The tenant at my second show house is Heidi De Wee, a lovely lady that sells beautiful ball gowns and wedding dresses. I promised her that she could make my ball gown when I go to Las Vegas in April next year, for the Mannafest.

After my showhouses I took a buyer out to see two properties and only afterwards did I find out that he could actually only buy for half the price of what the properties I showed him was worth – aarrgghh

After all this I finally had a chance to go for lunch with my husband at Mugg & Bean.

Later this evening I arranged a workout session at our local trim park. Two of my grandkids joined me. Grandkids definitely give you a better workout than any gym or trim park.

I nearly lost my pants twice to the hysterical delight of my grandkids and the other kids in the park when I tried to show off and show them that I can still do tricep dips at my age.

Chloe, my granddaughter counted as I did them - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, FART. Then she helped me up and said don't worry granny old people fart when they exercise :-)

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